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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via laugh-addict)

— 1 day ago with 80990 notes

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

image

(via laugh-addict)

— 1 day ago with 444689 notes
relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

(via lulz-time)

— 1 day ago with 340168 notes
trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes, via beniro)

— 1 day ago with 244282 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

— 2 days ago with 3164 notes

andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

(via lulz-time)

— 2 days ago with 261814 notes
thefaultin221b:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

thefaultin221b:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via laugh-addict)

— 4 days ago with 517559 notes
person:so do you watch any tv shows?
me:are you sure you're ready for this conversation
— 4 days ago with 217178 notes