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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via thehilariousblog)

— 13 hours ago with 221403 notes

shsltoasterlord:

nue:

nue:

what word in the english language is always spelled wrong

wrong

image

(Source: nuemoved, via thehilariousblog)

— 1 day ago with 192496 notes
renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

(Source: fullmtal, via lulz-time)

— 2 days ago with 267326 notes
shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala, via lulz-time)

— 2 days ago with 407118 notes

thispopculture:

oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

HE’S GOT THEM.

HE’S GOT THE BUNS.

HON.

— 2 days ago with 162101 notes

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image

(via lulz-time)

— 3 days ago with 481045 notes

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

(Source: aphaustria, via lulz-time)

— 3 days ago with 213384 notes

undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

image

(via onlylolgifs)

— 3 days ago with 42001 notes

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via lulz-time)

— 3 days ago with 372904 notes